15 March 2010

RIP, Adele

Today is a sad day; my cousin-in-law, Adele, has lost her battle with Cystic Fibrosis. She was a fighter, but the 2nd double lung transplant did not go well for her.

RIP, Adele. You'll fly with angels now.

04 March 2010

It's National Grammar Day!

Today, my dear friends is National Grammar Day!!! Oh, wow; it's better than chocolate, and sex, and both combined.

(I'd like to retract the prior statement. Better than chocolate? Yes. Sex? No, no, no.)

Here's a website set up for this grand and glorious day! And some tips from yours truly!

1. Their and there:
*This is their ho and I'm going to place her over there where they can see her clearly.
2. Your and you're
*You're tripping, dude, this is your ho.
3. Whether and weather
*Whether or not she's my ho is not the question. Trippy weather we're having lately.

Happy grammatically correct day! May your prepositions be plentiful and your adverbs be prosperous!