It's National Grammar Day!

Today, my dear friends is National Grammar Day!!! Oh, wow; it's better than chocolate, and sex, and both combined.

(I'd like to retract the prior statement. Better than chocolate? Yes. Sex? No, no, no.)

Here's a website set up for this grand and glorious day! And some tips from yours truly!

1. Their and there:
*This is their ho and I'm going to place her over there where they can see her clearly.
2. Your and you're
*You're tripping, dude, this is your ho.
3. Whether and weather
*Whether or not she's my ho is not the question. Trippy weather we're having lately.

Happy grammatically correct day! May your prepositions be plentiful and your adverbs be prosperous!