Happy Tuesday! Today, I'm welcomng Matthew Chatelain, author of the Caves of Etretat. Enjoy!
Welcome to my little old blog! Tell us a little about
yourself.
Loved writing as a kid. Grew up. Dad said don't write, no
money in it. Became used bookstore owner. Bad heart. Wife took over. Became
househusband. Twiddled thumbs. Felt useless not making money. Decided to go
back to being writer, childhood dream. Wanted to write a first book. Got roped into a crazy historical mystery
answering everything. One book ended up being four. Took five years of my life.
Fifty-two, job's done. No limousine to publisher. No agent response.
Self-editing, big lesson. Self-publishing, not too bad. Self promotion, new
learning curve. Less time to write but faster at writing. Going good.
Thanks! How about your most recent (or upcoming) release?
I
have written a four book epic action adventure series, 'The Sirenne Saga'. Book
One 'The Caves of Etretat' and Book Two, 'The Four Books of Etretat', are now available.
In the first
novel of the series, 'The Caves of Etretat', Paul Sirenne uncovers a lost
family secret, leading him on a historical treasure chase, shortly after his
father is found brutally murdered. Assisted by three friends via the internet
and hunted by a serial killer, he ends up in touristic Etretat, France, on the
trail of a hundred year old mystery, hidden in Maurice Leblanc's book 'The
Hollow Needle'. Falling in love with Leblanc's great-granddaughter and running
at a breakneck pace, he deals with puzzles, theories, codes and historical
mysteries, exposing a secret war for
control of a cave fortress in Etretat's chalk cliffs
In
the second novel, (The Four Books of Etretat), Sirenne discovers the real
reason for the hidden war: the secret of immortality. Becoming an immortal
himself, Sirenne learns of the Abbey, a thousand year old organization
dedicated to chasing the oldest immortal on earth, known as the Greyman. The
Abbey has given Sirenne control of the caves and its secrets, apparently
preparing him for a confrontation with the Greyman. Unfortunately, the serial
killer who killed Sirenne's father, Weissmuller, has discovered this knowledge
before Sirenne. Now an immortal and constantly dogging Sirenne's steps,
Weissmuller seems to be playing a game of his own.
The Sirenne Saga is a four-book epic adventure following
Paul Sirenne, an average man unknowingly manipulated into becoming the key in
the final phase of a complex conspiracy spanning millennia. Inextricably woven
into history, the series re-writes everything we know in a non-stop
rollercoaster of a ride where nothing is ever as it seems.
Now for the fun. Llamas or camels?
Depends on which one spits most (or furthest, or accurately)
((Not sure which is most important. Perhaps a rating based on all three)). I
tend to lean towards camels but strictly because of Monty Python's camel
sketch. Remember the famous line: "Almost… uhm nearly… uhm, very close to,
pretty much almost nearly one, I'd say." If you haven't seen the skit, the
quote won't mean much to you, so sorry about that. Allow me to assure you that
it is indeed funny, so you may permit yourself a sincere chuckle or two. It is
definitely worth it.
You’ve just been cornered on the street by Steven Spielberg,
who wants to make your book into an epic three part movie. Who’s going to play
the leads?
Four parts. Main lead could be played by Chris Pine. Liam
O'Flanahan, the irish conspiracy publisher should be played by Paul Giamatti. Jonathan
Briar, the archeology professor, could
be played by Terry O'Quinn, the actor who played John Locke in 'Lost'. Problem
is, my wife's with me when Spielberg corners me. She's eyeing me pretty bad, so
I can't say who I'd really want for Raymonde Leblanc, the love interest. The
one guy left, Fabian Coulter, Sirenne's young sidekick, needs a young actor but
I'm too old to know any of them. I'm stuck in the sixties, movie-wise.
Spielberg gets his henchman to pressure me, twisting my arm, but there's no way
I'm going to expose myself any more. I do a backhand flip, getting out of the
henchman's grasp and pull out a shiv, hidden in my belt buckle. I don't intend
to use it, just to get Spielberg to back off, at least until I do some more
research, or when I'm not with my wife. Spielberg gets it, giving me 'the
wink', and goes down a side alley, his henchman slinking behind him. I get in
my limousine and drive off, bothered by the whole incident but not sure why.
You’re the President of the world! What’s your first new
rule?
Out with money. Second rule: enforced population control.
Local living, local buying. Community life. Not many people like me. I don't
care. I've fixed the world. I'll use the huge prisons built all over the place
to house all tax, Wall street, and investment related workers. They can be
'retrained' for actual useful work.
If you could be locked into one of your stories, which one
would it be? Which character would you be and why?
I've written a four book series. Most of the characters are
recurrent. Paul Sirenne, the main character would be my choice. There are two
very good reasons. Both of them are story spoilers, so I'm not going to tell you
why directly. I can provide some acerbic clues: Clue One: In the end, it
doesn't matter who I pick. Clue Two: There's really nobody else to compare him
to. Unfortunately, you may have to read
to the end of the four book series to figure out if my clues are good or not.
Sorry for the trick but there it is.
Here’s a box of Crayons. What are you going to draw?
First, I need to sharpen the crayons. I want a nice sharp
tip. I need a light box and some translucent paper. A magnifying glass, because
my eyes are gone. I try to draw
something but the stupid tip breaks. It doesn't matter anyway, because don't
really care to draw with crayons. All I care about is perspective of the
object, the light play, how it can be used to create illusions. Shades of black
are best used for that. I toss the crayons and grab some sharp pencils kept for
such an emergency. I draw an impossible triangle, Escher's masterpiece. One
simple shape. Three offset shades of the same color. Assemble and, Voila! A two
dimensional drawing that will twist your eye out, becoming three dimensional.
It reveals the human tendency to create illusion where none exists. In that
lies an explanation to mankind's biggest mystery. Read my series for more.
Where can we find you around the vast interwebs?
www.mattchatelain.com is my home. This link will send you to
the audio excerpts for 'The Caves of Etretat':
http://mattchatelain.com/the_sirenne_saga/sirenne_saga_audio_excerpts . This
link will allow you to sign up for my contest to win signed books:
http://mattchatelain.com/contestlinks . Leave me a note if you visit, love to
hear from you.
And where might we find your books for sale?
My books (The Caves of Etretat, The Four Books of Etretat)
are available as Ebook for $3.95 at Kindle and in hardcopy for $14.95 at Amazon.com.
Links for both may be found at my website, along with some related links for
free Kindle books.
Thanks for dropping by! Any other thoughts?
We all wonder where conspiracies
start. Is there something real behind them? What about vampires? Are they real?
What is real in the end? Can anything be proven to be real… or is it all
illusion? If you are inside the illusion, what argument can you use to prove it
is an illusion? Even if it is an illusion, so what?
What
if all illusions, all conspiracies, came from the same place? What if you knew
where that place was? What would you do? Read my series to find out.
BLURB:
In
2007, Canadian bookstore owner Paul Sirenne is suddenly thrust into a quest for
answers, when his parents are found brutally murdered, their bodies cut up and
shaped into the letters H.N. Finding a note inside his father's copy of 'The
Hollow Needle', by Maurice Leblanc, Sirenne is determined to uncover the roots
of his long-forgotten family secret.
He heads to the town of Etretat, France, on the trail of a hundred year old
mystery hidden in the pages of the 'Hollow Needle'. Falling in love with
Leblanc's great-granddaughter, he deals with puzzles, theories, codes and
historical mysteries, leading him to believe that Leblanc held a secret war
against Adolf Hitler, fighting for the control of an incredible complex of
caves hidden in Etretat's chalk cliffs.
'THE CAVES OF ETRETAT' is the first in a four-book epic adventure following
Paul Sirenne, an average man unknowingly manipulated into becoming the key in
the final phase of a complex conspiracy spanning millennia. Inextricably woven
into history, the series re-writes everything we know in a non-stop
rollercoaster of a ride where nothing is ever as it seems.
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EXCERPTS (Please choose
only ONE to use with your post):
Excerpt one
While I drove
toward my father's place, my rear view mirror allowed me the occasional glimpse
of a familiar vehicle and its driver, Norton. His companions were nowhere to be
seen. Perhaps he was intent on protecting me but I doubted it. His comments had seemed disjointed to me, despite the
circumstances. Everything he said had come across insincere, as if he were
following another agenda. I resolved to ignore
him for the time being. Let him do his watching.
To some,
police protection might seem comforting. To me, it felt like an irritant. I
preferred to mind my own business and for others to do the same, even in dire
circumstances. That way I hurt no one and no one got hurt. I almost changed my
opinion when I arrived at my father’s house. Even Norton's company would have
been preferable to that of my own thoughts. I hurried up the entrance staircase
and stopped in front of the door, taking a deep breath. I felt frozen in place,
unable to open it.
Breaking the
spell and forcing myself to move, I removed the police tape with a trembling hand and entered, closing the door behind me. I
looked around the entrance hallway. Everything looked normal but it felt wrong,
empty, too quiet. I walked into the living room and there it was: the bloody
outline of the H and the N. I was horrified by the bloodstained dots after each
gruesome letter, knowing what had left those imprints.
Seized by a
sudden, irresistible impulse, I ran to the kitchen, filled a large bucket with
hot water and picked up a heavy bristle brush.
Those stains
had to go!
I returned to
the living room, trying to stay calm, to think nothing about what the stains represented. I knelt down, splashed some
water on the floor, and began scrubbing the dark
stains. I didn’t care if I scratched the wood.
At some point, I started crying in great, wracking sobs, the tears streaming
down my cheeks, dripping onto the bloodstains on the floor.
By the time I
was done, my tears had dried, evaporated by a burning resolve unlike any I had
before. I did not know how, I did not know when, but I would catch that
monstrous killer. He would pay for what he had done.
AUTHOR Bio and Links:
Born in Ottawa, fifty-two years ago, I have been the owner of a used
bookstore I opened in Ontario, since 1990. I have been writing since I was ten.
Beginning with poetry, I quickly moved on to short stories and non-fiction
pieces. I stayed in that format for many years, eventually self-publishing a
franchise manual (How to Open Your Own Used Bookstore), as well as a variety of
booklets, such as 'How to Save Money at Home', 'Build a Greenhouse with Style'
and the ten booklet series of Eddy Brock, Brockville Detective.
Having semi-retired from the bookstore, I embarked on the project of
writing my first serious novel, which I expanded to a four book series after
discovering an incredible mystery hidden within Maurice Leblanc's books.
My interests are eclectic. I like Quantum Physics, Cosmology, history,
archaeology, science in general, mechanics, free power, recycling and re-use.
I'm a good handyman and can usually fix just about anything. I'm good with
computers. I love movies, both good and bad, preferring action and war movies.
I can draw and paint fairly well but am so obsessed with perspective and light
that I cannot think of much else. I am too detail oriented. Takes too long to
finish anything.
Website:
http://www.mattchatelain.com
Facebook page:
http://www.facebook.com/#!/profile.php?id=100003486781507
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PRIZE INFORMATION
Matt will be awarding a $20 Amazon GC to one randomly
drawn commenter during the tour as well as to the host whose post receives the
most comments (excluding his or the host's) during the tour.
