17 May 2012

Guest: Leia Shaw


Happy Thursday! My guest today is Leia Shaw. Enjoy!


Tickling Your Funny Bone

I wouldn’t call myself a comedy writer, but humor plays a big role in my books. In my life, actually. As a parent of a child with special needs, I often tell people if I wasn’t able to laugh at myself, and sometimes our situation, I’d have slit my wrists a long time ago. Ha ha, just kidding. A little dark humor for ya’. But for me, laughter is that important. It’s even got a healing quality to it. Having a good laugh releases endorphins that give us a bit of a high. Like a natural upper. Many times when I’m feeling down, I’ll say to my husband, “I need a good laugh, do something funny.” To which he blankly stares. Then I roll my eyes and call my best friend.

So what does this have to do with writing? Well, I think for the upcoming generation of readers, humor is essential – even if you write deep, dark, and serious material. We live in an ADD society. The audience for long, flowery narration like Jane Eyre is, for the most part, dwindling. And new readers are picky. If they hit a dull spot, they put down the book. And if they put it down, it’s very hard to get them to pick it back up. This generation moves fast and they want their books to also.

Again, where does writing humor fit into this? Well, one of the things I try to do is, when I have to inundate a reader with a long description or a backstory, I make it funny. That way it entertains the reader as well as giving necessary information without hitting a lull.

Now I’m no expert, and admittedly I didn’t do much (or any) research before writing this post, but in my mind there are several types of humor. Some you’ll be great at, some not. In my opinion, it’s better to use what you got than try to be good at everything. Maybe you already know what suits you best or what comes most naturally to you – if so, awesome and run with it. If not, I’ve listed the types (which I just made up) below along with an example of each. Take a look at what you find most funny then experiment with how to add more of it in your writing.

And I apologize that all the examples of humor are from my books. Number one, it’s my own material so I don’t have to worry about copyright infringement. And number two, I’m lazy.

Dry humor:

Marcelo knew from experience, human women did not like being ordered around by men. His queen had taught him that when she’d tried to kill him only a few months ago. And all because he’d forced her to drink blood and steal the throne from her twisted father. Women were so temperamental.

Sarcasm:

“Your ego is legendary. It’s like its own entity. No, really. We should name it.”


Dark humor:

“We’re not so different, you and I. You believe your loose morals dictate the right people to kill. I don’t.” With the knife, he cut straight through her shirt. “That’s the only difference between the hunter and the hunted.”
She rolled her eyes. “Is this how you’re going to torture me? Spewing philosophical bullshit? I prefer the knife.”


Silly humor:

“So? You made a good choice for once in your life,” James said. “Good on ya’. What do you want? A cookie?”
Maddox grunted. “She wants an apology, dumbass.”
She narrowed her eyes. “Now I want two apologies.” Folding her arms across her chest she added, “And a cookie.”


Visual humor:

When he crouched down into a fighter’s stance, he looked like a sexy tiger ready to pounce. When Sage did it, she looked like she was sitting sideways on an invisible toilet.

Banter:

“You’re a bossy little thing.”
“Me bossy? Ha! That’s funny coming from you.”
“Down here there’s a name for a creature that taunts a bigger one.”
“What’s that?”
“Dead.”


Pop Culture humor:

“Thanks for that, boy genius. Where’d you graduate from? Hogwarts School for the Mentally Unbalanced?”


Irony:

It had only been six days since she’d frozen in fear when the werewolves had attacked her and Marcelo. What a long way she’d come since then. Now…now she would have faced them with courage instead of cowering behind a man. Her head would be held high, bow in hand, strength down to her feet rooted on the ground. Yes, she was fae. She would never run and hide again.
Just then a giant snarling ball of muscle, fur, and teeth lunged at her from the trees. Oh, the irony.


Physical humor:

The next stall over is decent but cramped. It’ll have to do. I lift my dress and begin the process of liberating my curves from the torture device called Spanx. I grab the waistband and yank. And yank and yank. Down, down my body. At my hips, I reach some resistance. I wriggle them back and forth but the stall is so narrow I knock into the walls. I widen my stance, hovering above the toilet. Balancing on my too small heels proves challenging. I grunt and curse under my breath. Sweat drips down my nose. But I am going to get these damn things off if it’s the last thing I do.

Taking a more aggressive approach, I shove my hands under the waistband around my hips and pull down as hard as I can. Then I hear a loud rip and freeze. I look down. The lacy red underwear Nick got me is torn through at the side.

“Shit!” I hiss. “Shit, shit, shit.”

The sound of a throat clearing comes from the stall next to me. Double shit! Someone walked in between my grunts and thumping about? It probably sounds like I’m giving birth in here.

Witty humor:

Umm…I don’t really specialize in this. I mainly use low brow and crass.

So. What’s your favorite type of humor to read and to write? Do you have examples you’d like to share? Leave a comment below and we can all laugh at you…er, with you.

08 May 2012

Caressed by Night

Happy Tuesday! Even though I'm home sick, it's still a happy day since I can crochet and write. Another reason: an interview from Amanda Greene! Enjoy.

Welcome aboard! Tell us a little about yourself, please.

Where to start…I’m 23 years old and live Southern California. I’m working on B.A. while I work part time and write any chance I get. I’ve published 2 books of my Rulers of Darkness series and have a total of 6 planned.

What about your latest release?

Caressed by Night (Rulers of Darkness #2) is my newest release. Dimitri and Kerstyn story is told in this installment, an ancient vampire king comes back from the dead to claim his mate…. Well, the truth is everyone thought he was dead for nearly 400 years, but he is back and ready for revenge and to find his woman. Kerstyn had no idea where her life is headed after she loses her job, her car dies on her, and her closest friend tosses her out of their apartment – What is a girl to do…find a hunky vampire king. What else?

Ok, let’s get down to the fun stuff. If you were stranded on a lush tropical island, and all of your basic needs were met, what two items would you have with you? What person would be with you? Remember, you’re stuck there for an indefinite period with only each other to occupy the time.

To be honest, I would like my husband to be there with me. He is a very resourceful/handy man (my own military guy) and we could have a place like the Swiss Family Robinson. Oh, yeah, I also love him. If I could have electricity and Internet, I would need my laptop – I’m chained to the thing. But really, more paper and pens then I would know what do with would work since I would have to write or I would go crazy.

If you could play opposite any of your lead characters, which one would it be and why?

I would love to play opposite Gabriel. He is brooding, dangerous, loyal to a fault, and hot. Is there any better male lead?

If you could lead any of your secondary characters, which one would it be and why?

I would be Gwen, a vampire warrior who can kick some serious butt.

You’re locked in a closet with Johnny Depp, Colin Farrell, Kate Beckinsale, three paperclips and a string. How do you get out?

Um…why would I want out? I find all of those people attractive.

Name five things you can do with a pencil.

I can flip it in the air (brining surprising amounts of amusement, if I remember elementary school correctly). I can use the eraser to draw things on the cover of my paper note pads. Let me think, oh, if I were in Buffy I could use it to stake a vampire. I can do something boring like sharpen it and, naturally, write with it.

Who’s your favorite character from your book(s)? Why? Don’t worry, we won’t tell.

I love all my hunky heroes and sassy heroines, but I would have to say I favor Hadrian and Gabriel. They are both complicated characters, wounded, brave, mysterious and deliciously dangerous.

Where can we find you around the vast interwebs?

I can usually be found hanging around Facebook and browsing Goodreads.

What about your books? Where are they being sold at?

My books are in both ebook and print format. You can download it from Kindle and Nook, All Romance Ebooks and Erotic Escapes Ebooks, or visit your order it print from your local Barnes & Noble.

Thanks for dropping in! Any last words?

Thank you for having me here today. I really enjoyed the interview. I wish everyone happy reading!


BUY LINKS

Amazon

Barnes & Noble

ARe

Erotic Escapes Ebooks

Lulu (Print)

BOOK TRAILER LINK

You Tube

REVIEW LINKS

4.5 Stars from Night Owl Reviews – A Night Owl Reviews Top Pick!

5 Howls from Bitten By Paranormal Romance

4 Roses from Romancing the Darkside

4.5 Stars from PRUF Reads

ABOUT THE AUTHOR

Amanda J. Greene is an erotic paranormal romance author. When she is not writing, she can be found playing the role of a full time university student, who works part time. She lives in Southern California with her very supportive, military husband and their sweet cocker spaniel.




07 May 2012

Guest: Camryn Rhys

Happy Monday! Please say hello to Camryn Rhys. My newest release, Misbegotten Gaines is part of a series that Decadent Publishing is releasing. All books are set in Freewill, Wyoming and are all related to each other. I’ve taken, for my slice of Freewill, the Gaines family, who own a large dude ranch west of Freewill along the Sagebrush River. They run different programs for their guests, and one of those programs involves Jamie Gaines (the ranch program manager) and the new chef, Kyle. Just as a sneak preview, here’s a short interview with Jamie Gaines, the youngest daughter of the Gaines family. I hope you enjoy Jamie and her love story. C: Hi, Jamie! J: (hugs) So good to see you, girl. C: I know! It’s been awhile now… how are you after everything went down for you and Kyle? J: (sighs) Yeah, that was a crazy week, right? C: You tell me. (holding up hands) I was just the vessel. J: (laughs) Well, I’m doing much better. C: Are you and Charity talking again? J: Not really. She was a little peeved when my brother sent the Sheriff after her, but she’ll get over it. My uncle Bud got her a job at his restaurant, so I’d say, given everything, she got a pretty good deal. C: Wow, Bud gave her a job. That surprises me. J: I think what sealed it for him was the fact that my mom hated her so much. You know them, their feud will never end. C: Tell me about that. J: (rolls her eyes) It was all just a big misunderstanding about Granddad’s will. So stupid. C: But it obviously affects your relationship with them both. J: Our family is one of the oldest in Freewill, and until my mom’s generation, all of the Gaines family had always lived on the ranch. That’s why it’s so big, and why we do so much work. But when my granddad cut my uncle out of his will, it all went pear-shaped. They haven’t been the same since. C: This sounds like some juicy gossip. J: Well, if there’s a story there, I’ll leave it for you to tell. Talk to my mom anytime. C: How’s your mom doing, anyway? And those brothers of yours? J: Paul misses you. C: (laughs) Paul misses everything in a skirt. That doesn’t surprise me. How’s his love life going? J: He could use a little help there. I think he needs you to come back and hang out with him a little. Help him down the right path. C: (considering) I have been missing the good ole’ MGR. What a beautiful place, Freewill. And between Brady and Paul, lots of nice eye candy around there. J: I wouldn’t know… they’re my brothers. (laughs) Although it makes it hard to run singles’ trail rides when the hottest guys on the ranch are technically unavailable. C: Yes, Brady’s famous fraternization policy. Seems like he’ll have his hands full with Paul and all these single women coming into the place. J: He had his hands full with me! C: (laughs) You’re right. You definitely don’t strike me as a rule follower, anyway. J: Brady is, though. Wow, that guy is made of rules. I love him, but he is a lunatic about it. C: So how have the trail rides been going? J: Good. We took a little break, of course, after Kyle. And we’ve been trying some new things. We’re going way out into the wilderness, and have permission to be on some government land beyond our ranch, so we’re not always on the camp. But it’s been fun. C: That’s quite a camp setup y’all have there. J: And we really do use it a lot. Kyle likes to cook there, because of course, it’s made for a gourmet chef. C: Only outdoors. J: Right. C: So you’ve been noticeably quiet about Kyle. What’s up with that? J: (smiles) A girl doesn’t kiss and tell. But honestly, I’m good. And as for Kyle… you’ll have to ask him. C: Maybe I will… Well, it looks like Jamie is doing well. Check out my release party (#CowboyCocktails or on my website http://camrynrhys.com) for chances to win an iPad, and for more information on the Freewill books, my other books, and lots of great prizes up for grabs. Thanks so much for having me!

02 May 2012

Blog Hop: Leah Petersen


Happy Thursday! Say hello to Leah Wilson, author of Fighting Gravity.


Fattening Up A Character

It’s often applied to animals intended for the dinner table and uber-skinny fashion models, but we’ve all heard of someone or something that needs to be fattened up. It applies to fictional characters too, in a different way.

Every author has a story they want to tell. It’s important; it’s intense; it’s exciting. And yet…what really makes a reader’s pulse pound isn’t the story itself, it’s their experience of it. That experience has everything to do with how well they see and feel the characters.

But how do we as readers connect with characters? Easy. We get to know them. Once we know that the main character has a phobia of blueberries, then being dumped in a vat of them is a terrifying moment! (OK, perhaps the blueberry thing is an exaggeration.) The thing is, as an author, you know the characters; you feel with them. The reader needs to too, or the power of everything a character goes through is lost.

So how do we establish this connection? A good writer will draw the characters so vividly for us that we can’t help but know them. When an author does this, quality is much more important than quantity.

For instance, I could say:

“Dave was scared of birds.”

Or

“Dave saw it and he froze. Standing in his path was a dark and horrible thing, black as rot with a voice that could rent heaven. Dave didn’t know what kind it was, but it was a bird and that was all that mattered. It was evil.”

Yes, the second option is longer, and no, you don’t need to do that with every sentence. But consider all the things we learned about Dave from the second example. He’s a bit melodramatic, he’s terrified of birds, and he’s the kind who is likely to freeze when faced with a crisis.

When a reader experiences a crisis with the character, it makes the character real for them.

Consider this example from my new novel, FIGHTING GRAVITY, wherein my eight year old main character has just been removed from his home to join a group of children headed for a prestigious school.

The eyes of all the children in the room were on me and it wasn’t polite interest. Children do rejection very well; very clean and straightforward. None of the pretense adults muck it up with.
I stiffened, strode forward, and plunked down in a comfortable armchair in the middle of the room. I looked back over at Kirti, daring her to join me.

Poor kid, right? You know he’s scared and angry and feeling out of place even though he never says so.

How have you, as a reader, seen this happen? What moments from your favorite books stick with you? Why is that?

BLURB:

When Jacob Dawes is Selected for the Imperial Intellectual Complex as a child, he’s catapulted from the poverty-stricken slums of his birth into a world where his status as an unclass is something no one can forget, or forgive. His growing scientific renown draws the attention of the emperor, a young man Jacob’s own age, and they find themselves drawn to each other in an unlikely, and ill-advised relationship. Jacob may have won the emperor’s heart, but it’s no protection when he’s accused of treason. And fighting his own execution would mean betraying the man he loves.

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AUTHOR Bio and Links:

Leah Petersen lives in North Carolina. She does the day-job, wife, and mother thing, much like everyone else. She prides herself on being able to hold a book with her feet so she can knit while reading. She’s still working on knitting while writing.
FIGHTING GRAVITY is her first novel.




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PRIZE INFORMATION

The author will be giving away at least one (possibly more) hand-knitted by her replicas of the symbol of the IIC (an important institution in the book) to randomly drawn commenters during the tour.



EXCERPT:

After dinner, a servant summoned me to the emperor. This was now twice in as many nights. Was it about something I’d said the night before? That stupid ring?

I was led to where the emperor was talking with the ship’s captain in one of the hallways.

“Good evening, Mr. Dawes. I see you survived the lift-off.” He walked as he spoke, gesturing for me to accompany him.

“It was an incredible experience, Excellence. This is a nice ship you have.”

“Thank you. It’s not a new ship, there was no time for that. But many things were upgraded, the engines included. They’re the best of the best, I’m told. I thought about you during the lift-off. I wondered what you’d make of it.”

“You did?” I asked, stunned.

“Is there something wrong with that?” he asked, his mouth twisted in what looked like amusement but was probably something more dangerous to me.

“No, sir. I guess not…”

“Does it bother you?” He seemed to be teasing me again.

“Some,” I answered.

He stopped. “Why?”

“Because I’m afraid of you.”

He laughed, and started down the hallway again. But after a sideways glance at my face, he quieted. “You really mean that?”

“Yes.”

“Oh.” His answer was soft, subdued, even. I got the distinct impression that I’d hurt his feelings.

“You must get that all the time.”

“I do,” he answered, but didn’t look at me. I was more and more sure that I’d offended him somehow.

“So why should it matter, then, Excellence?”

He thought for a moment. “I don’t know. I should be used to it. Of course, no one ever comes out and says it in so many words. It’s a bit of a shock to hear it confirmed like that.”

He stopped again, facing me, a slight furrow between his eyes that I would have called uncertainty, even vulnerability, if I hadn’t known who he was. “Why are you afraid of me?”

“Who wouldn’t be afraid? You can do anything you want with my life and there’s not a damn thing I can do about it.”

The furrow deepened and he waited, as if I hadn’t explained myself at all.

“You uprooted my life a couple of weeks ago, who knows what you might do tomorrow?”

“You mean, you didn’t want this assignment?” he asked.

Apparently I wasn’t frightened enough to keep my mouth shut. “I want to be here,” I pointed to the ship around us, “but I didn’t want to be reassigned, no.”

“Mr. Dawes...” He hesitated. “I had no idea. I’m sorry.”

I shrugged but didn’t look at him.

“Would you like to be assigned back to the IIC?”

“Yes, Excellence.”

“Then you will be.” He started walking again, gesturing to me to accompany him. My stomach was jittery. I couldn’t believe what I’d just said. But he wasn’t reacting like an angry sovereign. He was acting like just another guy whose feelings were hurt.

“I’m sorry if I offended you,” I tried.

He turned to me. “Actually, you have no idea how much I appreciate your honesty.”

There was no reason for me to believe he was lying or just being diplomatic—and I couldn’t imagine why he would try to spare my feelings—but that didn’t make me feel much better. I was still on edge, certain I’d said far too much.

30 April 2012

Guest: Lucy Felthouse!

Happy Tuesday! Today, I'm welcoming Lucy Felthouse. Enjoy!



Welcome aboard! Tell us a little about yourself, please.

I'll let my carefully crafted bio do the work…

Lucy is a graduate of the University of Derby, where she studied Creative Writing. During her first year, she was dared to write an erotic story - so she did. It went down a storm and she's never looked back. Lucy has had stories published by Cleis Press, Constable and Robinson, House of Erotica, Noble Romance, Ravenous Romance, Resplendence Publishing, Summerhouse Publishing, Sweetmeats Press and Xcite Books. She is also the editor of Uniform Behaviour and Seducing the Myth. Find out more at http://www.lucyfelthouse.co.uk. Join her on Facebook and Twitter, and subscribe to her newsletter at: http://eepurl.com/gMQb9

What about your latest release?

My latest release is my first ever novella, and is released as part of Xcite Books' The Secret Library range:
Off the Shelf by Lucy Felthouse

At 35, travel writer Annalise is fed up with insensitive comments about being left on the shelf. It’s not as if she doesn’t want a man, but her busy career doesn’t leave her much time for relationships. Sexy liaisons with passing acquaintances give Annalise physical satisfaction, but she needs more than that. She wants a man who will satisfy her mind as well as her body. But where will she find someone like that? It seems Annalise may be in luck when a new member of staff starts working in the bookshop at the airport she regularly travels through. Damien appears to tick all the boxes; he’s gorgeous, funny and intelligent, and he shares Annalise’s love of books and travel. The trouble is, Damien’s shy and Annalise is terrified of rejection. Can they overcome their fears and admit their feelings, or are they doomed to remain on the shelf?

Ok, let’s get down to the fun stuff. If you were stranded on a lush tropical island, and all of your basic needs were met, what two items would you have with you? What person would be with you? Remember, you’re stuck there for an indefinite period with only each other to occupy the time.

I'd take an extremely thick empty notebook and a brand new pen, so I could write. I'd also take my other half.

If you could play opposite any of your lead characters, which one would it be and why?

It would have to be Damien, from my new novella, Off the Shelf. Why? Because if I played opposite him I'd get to snog his face off, and more. Yes, I have the biggest crush on him! J

You’re locked in a closet with Johnny Depp, Colin Farrell, Kate Beckinsale, three paperclips and a string. How do you get out?

I'd try bending the paperclips to try and pick the lock. If that didn't work, I'd get the other three to try and kick the door down. Come on, there's three of them, surely they can do it? If not, I'd trade one of them to my captor in return for my release. They're bound to fancy one of them, right?

Name five things you can do with a pencil.

Write, draw, doodle, sharpen it, poke people.

Who’s your favorite character from your book(s)? Why? Don’t worry, we won’t tell.

You may have guessed this already. My favourite character (at the moment, anyway) is Damien from Off the Shelf. Why? Because he's smart, sexy, funny and totally adorable. And he loves books and travel. What's not to love? ;)

Where can we find you around the vast interwebs?

Here are my various links – I'd love to see you there!

What about your books? Where are they being sold at?

And all other good book and eBook retailers.

Thanks for dropping in! Any last words?

Thanks so much for having me here, and thanks to those of you that have stopped by to check out the interview. If you've read any of my books, please drop me a line and let me know what you thought – I love feedback! J

27 April 2012

Welcome: JL Oiler!

FRIDAAAAAAY!

Now that I have the Friday's out of my system, please help me welcome J.L. Oiler to the good ole blog. Enjoy!


Welcome aboard! Tell us a little about yourself, please.

I live in the mountains of West Virginia with my husband and kids. I love the outdoors and enjoy just sitting on the porch watching the sunset or kids chase lightning bugs. I have a BA from Fairmont State University and a MA from BSU. I currently write with both Rebel Ink Press and Silver Publishing.

What about your latest release?

Blurb:

Haylie Fairbanks is the youngest child in a legendary witching family. Of course being at the top of the magic food chain doesn't come without consequences. Wizards like Adrian Caproete will always be plotting your downfall. Now Caproete has enlisted help from the plane lying on the other side of the mirror and he’ll do whatever it takes to bring down the Fairbanks, including kidnapping Haylie and ransoming her for an amulet said to be able to drain a witch’s power.

Enyalios, Gar, and Anut are werewolf warriors of Eridu, a world parallel to our own and reached by stepping through the reflective surface of an enchanted mirror. The mission that brings them to our plane seemed simple enough when the wizard proposed it, but one look at their quarry and a chase through the open air market in Morocco proves this is far from the easy snatch and grab they expected.
After realizing they can't turn the beauty over to Caproete for any fee, the men decide to instead offer the Fairbanks elder an unexpected option. They will allow Haylie to remain in their keep until the danger passes. Of course none of the three expect the girl’s father to make a counter offer, one that could certainly be a pleasure to fulfill.

Caught in a plot that could cost her family everything, Haylie must decide if she can submit to what's best for her family and give herself over to the care of the Werewolves, the very men who sought to kidnap and trade her to her enemy. Men who offer more than a home and family, but the hopes of a love unmatched by anything Haylie has ever known.  


Ok, let’s get down to the fun stuff. If you were stranded on a lush tropical island, and all of your basic needs were met, what two items would you have with you? What person would be with you? Remember, you’re stuck there for an indefinite period with only each other to occupy the time.

My laptop and my e-reader would be a must. I would take my husband Kenny so He could occupy the moment when I’m not writing or reading.

If you could play opposite any of your lead characters, which one would it be and why?

Kaden from Blood Dance (Seeds of Oden) – hot, sexy, smart, sexy, strong, sexy, caring, sexy, get it done type of guy. Did I mention he’s sexy?

If you could lead any of your secondary characters, which one would it be and why?

Aaron Wolfe (Force Recon) – same reasons as above

You’re locked in a closet with Johnny Depp, Colin Farrell, Kate Beckinsale, three paperclips and a string. How do you get out?

Use Colin Farrell’s head like a battering ram.

Name five things you can do with a pencil.

Write, make people laugh or cry, tap annoyingly, and if none of that works, launch it like a rocket.

Who’s your favorite character from your book(s)? Why? Don’t worry, we won’t tell.

Holly from Have Yourself a Rotten Little Christmas. She is super sarcastic and funny.

Where can we find you around the vast interwebs?


What about your books? Where are they being sold at?

All Romance E-book (Are)
BookStrand
Amazon
Barnes and Noble online

Thanks for dropping in! Any last words?

Thanks for having me it has been an honor!