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Interview:
Welcome aboard! Tell us a little about yourself, please.
Jeff: I’m older than you think. Much of my life has been
spent riding motorcycles or fishing. I play bass guitar in a rockabilly band
and also in a blues project. I enjoy solitude very much and have tried to
ignore much of the noise generated by daily American life. I would rather be
known for my poetry than my fiction and essays, but I don’t have an MFA in Creative Writing so . . .
What about your latest release?
We have had some success writing Op Eds about community
college and Higher Education issues for Insidehighered.com,
Times Higher Education, Academic Leader, and The Axis of Logic. Our novel,
College Leadership Crisis: The Phil Dolly
Affair (CLC : PDA),
is an attempt to fictionalize many of our ideas and concerns.
Certainly we would like to reach a larger audience. There is
a novel genre known as the Campus Novel or Academic Novel—some of the classics
include Absalom Absalom , Brideshead
Revisited , Zulieka Dobson, Campus Novel , Gaudy Night , Jude The Obscure ,
Lucky Jim , Portrait Of The Artist As a Young Man , The Secret History , This
Side Of Paradise , College News , Faculty Towers, and the recent Fight For Your
Long Day [the adjunct’s novel]. But we really think CLC : PDA
is the first community college Campus Novel ever written.
So much of American life has been commoditized and
scripted—we see clearly predictable and repetitious behavior in the work place
everywhere—and our novel is a chance to provide some comic relief about the
whispered truths everyone recognizes but represses day to day. What is the final
desired outcome of American daily life?
Ok, let’s get down to the fun stuff. If you were stranded on
a lush tropical island, and all of your basic needs
were met, what two items
would you have with you? What person would be with you? Remember, you’re stuck
there for an indefinite period with only each other to occupy the time.
Jeff: I would have a guitar and a laptop. Hopefully I could
be alone.
Jann: The first item would be John Wiseman’s SAS Survival Handbook: For Any Climate, in
Any Situation, the second, a case of 16 year old scotch. I would probably
be with the fictional TV character MacGyver, (not the real life actor Richard
Dean Anderson).
If you could play opposite any of your lead characters,
which one would it be and why?
Jeff: I would like to be Jack Frost—he struggles so much
with his love for Julia Flowers and
then finds redemption. I suppose I am still waiting for some sort of redemption,
some separation from the puppet show, as well.
Jann: I’d like to play opposite the lyrical philosophizing
custodian, “Guitar” Bob Zontarg. I’d like to talk with him about his music, the
band, his poetry, his stint with Buzz Clocker and Dr. Emmie Seemy. Maybe Bob
would allow me to sit in with his band sometime?
If you could lead any of your secondary characters, which
one would it be and why?
Jeff: This is a little rougher. I really like Father
John—his commitment to his students and his cause (the Food Bank) is very
commendable to me. We use quite a bit of religious images in the book,
hopefully seen in a playful way, to work on our redemption themes.
Jann: Mr. Allworthy,
Professor of Philosophy seems like a pleasant chap, a bit delusional maybe, but
hard working middle class hero. His notion of community college motivational
mores interest me, and his lovely wife Alice, well, I’d like to taste her
meatloaf. I also wonder whether she uses real butter in her baking.
You’re locked in a closet with Johnny Depp, Colin Farrell,
Kate Beckinsale, three paperclips and a string. How do you get out?
Jeff: I’d probably enjoy the lock up with Kate. I can’t
imagine being near the other two. Most actors frighten me. Who are they really?
Sometimes I marvel that Hollywood
has become such an integral part of American life. Hah. I
would probably begin discussing my concerns with Pirates of the Caribbean
movies, my fascination with Edward Scissor Hands, and my general lazy
attitude about movies in general. That might get the two fellows to throw me
out. [I don’t really know who Colin is]. But Kate— Oh lad, she’s a
looker--with that red hair, sure she’s from the Scootland, I thought I saw her
once walking near Bowness-on-Solway near Hadian’s Wall--ach she is a beauty—oops, wait, I am quoting McDougal, the overtly
socialist bartender, a major player in the Phil Dolly Affair. ACH! Now what
could I do with that string and paperclip? Go fishing!
Jann: Well, if Johnny Depp is alive
and well, and what he knows he’ll never tell, I’d start up a brand new band,
with lead guitar by scissors hand…then I’d take a paperclip and see if Colin
has a grip, and with the string I’d try once, maybe twice, to see whether Kate
is really nice. Naaaa, I’d attempt to configure a paperclip in the door handle
area to jar open the door for a safe escape.
Name five things you can do with a pencil.
Jeff: Write poems,
sign debit card receipts, sharpen their points, tap on a table, stick behind my
ear….
Jann: Write, wrestle, whittle, twirl, and poke
Who’s your favorite character from your book(s)? Why? Don’t
worry, we won’t tell.
Jeff: I really like Elena Vasquez. She is a bright,
beautiful, strong, student-centered, articulate woman who is not comfortable
always expressing her values and beliefs within the repressive culture of Copperfield Community College . Many of our
characters are victims of the system. Her situation, her two apparent romances
(one with the married Dean, the other with Dashika (!) seem troubling and
difficult for her. She is smart, vibrant, intellectual, and lovely. Each time I
read her chapter I am more taken with the richness of her life and the chaos of
her journey….
Jann: Jack Frost, the Anglo Espanol Professor from The Philip Dolly Affair. He’s a deep,
complex, curious powerful poet, and surviving romantic. He’s also quite
troubled; he suffers, smokes too much, he rides a Harley Davidson, and
committed himself to lifetime fitness. What’s not to like?
Where can we find you around the vast interwebs?
Jeff: I maintain a blog
on Open Salon and Writers Network—mostly for my poems and developing essays. We
have established a BlogSpot blog for the Characters of Copperfield Community College.
If you Google Jeffrey Ross College
Leadership—you’ll probably find a few references to me (or the Comedian Jeff
Ross.) Oh—we are also experimenting with talking avatar movies—here is a
sample, “Discussing
the Philip Dolly Affair.” (you tube).
Jann: Mostly high, dry and tangled.
What about your books? Where are they being sold at?
Our
books are available at the Rogue Phoenix Press
website, Book Rack book stores, Amazon, and Barnes and Noble on line.
Thanks for dropping in! Any last words?
Jeff: This novel is a satire, a spoof, but it has a great
deal of verisimilitude. We write about a community college, because this is
what we know. But hopefully the book has more general, more expansive, meaning,
than just what goes on at the college down the street.
If any of you have
ever worked or gone to a meeting, you will recognize our characters—both those
that are secondary and flat, or primary and developed. It seems like everyone
in our society calls himself/herself a leader these days— in actuality, so few
can be followed. We offer a different model, we think, and enjoy using
hyperbole and exaggeration to entertain our readers. PS—we are working at being artists rather than craftsmen
in this book. I suppose our readers will let us know if we have succeeded.
Thank you.
Jann: While
community colleges are currently receiving heightened attention, this novel
provides a behind-the-scenes analysis of many whispered truths, those simmering
but unspoken workplace behaviors, issues, and machinations every worker
(Everyman!) will recognize.
A humorous and biting read with a clever mix of satire, political intrigue, failed romances, and tragic-comedy, this novel will open your eyes to the truth about community colleges …
A humorous and biting read with a clever mix of satire, political intrigue, failed romances, and tragic-comedy, this novel will open your eyes to the truth about community colleges …
While community colleges are
currently receiving heightened attention, this novel provides a
behind-the-scenes analysis of many whispered truths, those simmering but
unspoken workplace behaviors, issues, and machinations every worker (Everyman!)
will recognize. A humorous and biting read with a clever mix of satire,
political intrigue, failed romances, and tragic-comedy, this novel will open
your eyes to the truth about community colleges …
JB O Connor, Student
JB had just left the Student Success
Center [housed in the Teaching Learn-ed Center ]
at Copperfield Main.
He had taken a battery of academic placement,
career guidance, political party proclivity, student government group and
organization interest inventories, and TB tests….
He had spent about 20 minutes with a lady
counselor [d--- she’s hot!] making course selections and was now walking
over to the Business Center Complex to pay his registration fees.
JB had come to this venerable institution of
higher learning for various reasons. [But mostly because his dad told him to go
back to school or else.] About two days ago, he quit his job at the
Sticky Mart and thought he might like to lounge around the house for a while.
That same afternoon, while he was home watching the TV and drinking an ice cold
beer, his dad, John, strode into the house and told him he had to get another
job, or join the military, or go to college, or get out of the !%$^@!
house.
College Leadership Crisis: The Philip
Dolly Affair
By Jann M. Contento and Jeffrey Ross
Biographies
Jann M.
Contento has a broad range of experiences in higher education including student
affairs administration, athletics, and institutional research. He is currently
working in a community college setting and has co-authored several articles on
leadership and college culture.
Online Presence and
Social Media Links
Face book Info Page
Getting to Know Phil Dolly Blog
Twitter Account @SalinasChick
5 comments:
Thank you for hosting this tour today.
If your story is as much fun as the interview, it is a must read for me.
Thank you so much for hosting our Philip Dolly Affair novel on your blog site. We had fun answering your interview questions!
Thanks so much for the entertaining author interview. I can't wait to read about the characters noted here. Community colleges may very well need, and deserve some comic relief.
Your profile of JB is spot on. I have worked MANY Registration days when "JB" shows up to register because his parents "made him."
I have read your article in Axis of Logic. I'm fortunate to have experience working at Universities, Colleges, and Community Colleges, so I might have a different perspective. I DO wholeheartedly agree with your conclusion, that the "uniqueness of the community college position in American education should continue to be critically defined" and nourished.
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